Revised, replaced NYC with "Pawtucket"... sounds pretty cool... might work for other towns too... I'm thinking Fitchburg or Swampscott, Mass.
"But that's just part of the charm of the
Pawtucket area. The
Boss Guy That Owns the Pawsox...that's what
Pawtucket is. Brash, blunt, and about being #1. That's the very identity of the area...gritty, the biggest stage, second biggest city in Rhode Island, the hustle and bustle, etc. We argued to make the spire on "
Rocky's Ace Hardware" a bit taller just so we could be called the city with the tallest "
Rocky's Ace Hardware" in America.
That's what we are...love it or hate it. It's just in the blood I don't know. Yes the prices are outrageous (
I don't know, 10 hot wieners for $1.00 seems pretty reasonable, though the meat quality is lacking), but doesn't that tell you something? People are willing to pay $250 for an apartment in
Pawtucket the size of most kitchens in the suburbs, or $100k just to live in a ranch 45 minutes outside Pawtucket (
Chepachet, or Pascoag maybe...?) for the proximity. It has a draw to it. Our skyline is the most famous in the world (
Department of Motor Vehicles Bldg and Lonsdale Textile Mill) and if you win here you are an instant legend. I only live 50 miles from
Pawtucket, but I still get goosebumps on the
RIPTA bus the second the skyline appears in the distance. Even driving 30 minutes away you can see the old
Autocrat Coffee Syrup Building,
Johnston Garbage Landfill and the "
Medical Building That I Got My Wisdom Teeth Yanked Out At In 1988" as clear as day from 25-30 miles out...it's amazing.
Just knowing the history, all the famous people (
Vinnie Pazienza, Ruth Buzzi, Davey Lopes), all the success (
1884 Providence Grays won the National League title, 1927 Providence Steamrollers won the NFL title), the big stage (
Trinity Playhouse is pretty cool), the culture, and just the brand of the city...it's very impressive. That's why so many songs are written about
Pawtucket (
did the Cowsills sing anything about Pawtucket...?) and not other cities. We are just a loud, straight-talking, cocky group of people...but living in or in the shadows of the greatest city in America (
Central Falls...?) does that to you. So I agree with you that there are lots of cocky people. Here in
Woonsocket your coolness factor is based on your proximity to
Pawtucket. I know it may sound ridiculous but it's true. It's hard to explain but that's just how this area is. It's very annoying to have bad teams in that kind of atmosphere with the negative media and all, but when you succeed here, nowhere else can match that..."